Category: Humor

Dealing with medical folks recently kinda makes me want to drink:

I keep getting invited to become a Chase Private Client (by email, in their banking site, and by postal mail.) Join today for a $3,000 sign up bonus. Fine print: deposit $150,000 or more in a new account and maintain a balance of the same for 6 months and that bonus is all yours. Well,…

A frying pan iPhone case? … or maybe the chef’s cleaver iPhone case? I don’t even know how I got signed up for Aliexpress emails.

Woke up in the middle of the night. Hmm, furnace sounds a little weird. An intermittent motor sound that I don’t remember. Meh, rolled over and went back to sleep. Woke a few hours later, hmm, still sounds kinda weird. Getting the day started, hmm, furnace running but it’s blowing cold. Oh, no, that can’t…

Pulling off 202 onto Alma School Rd just now and there’s a chainsaw sitting in the middle of the exit lane. Uh, ok. Go another block and there’s another chainsaw sitting in the road between 2 lanes. Methinks some landscaper in the area is soon gonna find out that they’re having a bad day.