Category: Humor

  • Crazy Medical Interactions

    Dealing with medical folks recently kinda makes me want to drink:

  • Chase Private Client…

    I keep getting invited to become a Chase Private Client (by email, in their banking site, and by postal mail.) Join today for a $3,000 sign up bonus. Fine print: deposit $150,000 or more in a new account and maintain a balance of the same for 6 months and that bonus is all yours. Well,…

  • I Didn’t Know I Needed That Until I Saw It

    A frying pan iPhone case? … or maybe the chef’s cleaver iPhone case? I don’t even know how I got signed up for Aliexpress emails.

  • Mr. Fixit

    Woke up in the middle of the night. Hmm, furnace sounds a little weird. An intermittent motor sound that I don’t remember. Meh, rolled over and went back to sleep. Woke a few hours later, hmm, still sounds kinda weird. Getting the day started, hmm, furnace running but it’s blowing cold. Oh, no, that can’t…

  • Don’t see that everyday

    Pulling off 202 onto Alma School Rd just now and there’s a chainsaw sitting in the middle of the exit lane. Uh, ok. Go another block and there’s another chainsaw sitting in the road between 2 lanes. Methinks some landscaper in the area is soon gonna find out that they’re having a bad day.

  • NPR ‘Car Talk’ host Tom Magliozzi dies at 77

    NPR ‘Car Talk’ host Tom Magliozzi dies at 77 | Aw, man.  RIP.  CarTalk was one of my gateway drugs for NPR. ps, his obituary is also a delightful read.

  • Car Talk Staff Credits

    Oh lawd, I didn’t know they had all the hilarious names from Car Talk’s credit itemized on their website.  Prepare to waste 20 minutes enjoying them all. Staff credits | Car Talk.

  • Can you feel the love?

    << random playful banter >> me:  (to wife) I don’t like you. wife: I never liked you. me: that’s it, I’m leaving. daughter: daddy, where are you gonna go? me: I’m gonna go live on the street. daughter: daddy, we’re really gonna miss you. yep, that’s my family.

  • The 28 Most Flawless Responses To A Wrong Number Text

    Damn sidebar links, couldn’t resist more crazy gems.  Check out #7, #11, and #15, The 28 Most Flawless Responses To A Wrong Number Text…LOL! | Distractify.

  • The 35 Naughtiest Dogs On The Planet.

    Numerous spit takes to be had.  I think #10 got the biggest. The 35 Naughtiest Dogs On The Planet. You’ll Laugh So Hard When You See What They Did! | Distractify.