Category: Humor
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How to Cat-Proof Your Christmas Tree
How to Cat-Proof Your Christmas Tree – Cheezburger. Now, if I can only figure out the mods to get that work on the 2 story vaulted ceiling in my living room. Might be easier to staple the cats to the ceiling instead.
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Guy Puts a Volvo 240 Turbo Engine Into a Tractor, Goes Offputtingly Fast – Cheezburger
Guy Puts a Volvo 240 Turbo Engine Into a Tractor, Goes Offputtingly Fast – Cheezburger. Mechanically, awesome. But, equally impressive is the driver. Not every day you see burn outs and drifting in a tractor with 4′ mud tires.
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IM Spam of the Day
Nothing I enjoy more than nonsense spam text. Good see that its spread to the IM world. Here’s today’s giggle inducer: PersonalTrout: Listen, this is going to sound very weird, but how in the world does one remove an angry spider monkey from one’s…sensitive areas? Probably time to turn off that protocol (Yahoo) in Pidgin. …
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Am I a Cheese Roller?
Recently, the following email showed up: From: James Fryer Date: May 14, 2007 1:07 PM Subject: Are you a cheese roller? Hi Jason, Apologies for the out of the blue email. I’m actually looking for the Jason Crowther who won last year’s cheese rolling event in Gloucestershire. I noticed on your website that you are…
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Latest In Anti-Theft Technology
(Via the TechEBlog, via Digg) the Brief Safe. How clever! They’re a pair of fake tighty whitey underpants with a secret compartment for hiding your valuables. Nothing special there, we’ve all seen clothing with special pockets like that before. The Brief Safe goes a step farther by adding a realistic looking skid mark on the…
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San Francisco Deja Vu
Was catching up on digg, and spotted this little post: unfortunate placement of yahoo ad. Har dee har, nerd humor (404 is the error code for a web page not found, for the non-techies out there.) The image was hosted on flickr. The previous picture in the set caught my eye. Hmm, that looks like…
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Arrested!
Got a call from the local MDA office saying that they would like to arrest me to help raise some funds for their 2007 Lock-Up program. I said, sure, why not. So, they slapped a $1200 bail figure on me and said they’d be in to arrest me at work on May 15th. Please give…
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I Just Wanna Watch TV (part 34) ???
Eh? So, I’ve got the new TV and the old tube is long gone, right? Yep, that hasn’t changed. Thankfully, the new TV has been working like a champ. But, the other day, this showed up in my mail slot: Hmm, I did get the extended warranty on the new TV, but they shouldn’t have…
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20 Running Rules
Larry was kinda enough to share this great list from the Runners World forums. Don’t be a whiner. Nobody likes a whiner, not even other whiners. Don’t make running your life, make it part of your life. When doing group runs, start on time no matter who is missing. Don’t compare yourself to other runners.…
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Ouch, those are pretty bad…
AK sent me a great link: The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs. powergenitalia.com? speedofart.com? yep, they’re real domains. Read on for a good laugh…