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		<title>Cell Phone Hell</title>
		<link>http://jasoncrowther.com/2009/02/28/cell-phone-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 13:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Helpful, hint of the day&#8230; don&#8217;t break your cell phone in the middle of your contract period if you don&#8217;t have insurance.  Last week, I left my Palm Centro on the kitchen counter, where I&#8217;ve been parking my phone pretty much forever.  A short while later, I heard a crash, and the characteristic scurrying sound [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Helpful, hint of the day&#8230; don&#8217;t break your cell phone in the middle of your contract period if you don&#8217;t have insurance.  Last week, I left my Palm Centro on the kitchen counter, where I&#8217;ve been parking my phone pretty much forever.  A short while later, I heard a crash, and the characteristic scurrying sound of a cat running for cover.</p>
<p>The phone looked like it made it through the ordeal ok, but later I noticed a quirk when I plugged it in to charger later that evening.  Hmm, it didn&#8217;t make the familiar ding dong sound when I jacked in the power connector.  Strange, its not a quiet mode and the I didn&#8217;t turn down the ringer.</p>
<p>The phone and internet stuff seems to work ok.  So, I messed around some more and went to the media player on the phone and tried to play some tunes.  Uh oh, it plays fine, but no sound.  Oh fudge, the ringer speaker (which is also used for the music player and speaker), seems to be busted.</p>
<p>Guess its time to visit a Sprint Repair Center.  So, I went on over to their website and found where they are in the Syracuse area.  Of course, none on this side of town.  Cicero or Clay.  Well, the non-mall store in Cicero will probably be less busy.  So, I went there.  Started talking to the rep and barely got my store out before they said, this isn&#8217;t a repair center.  No reply to my comment to their website says it was.  They said I need to go to the Clay store.  Off I went.</p>
<p>Happy to see that it wasn&#8217;t too busy in the mall store, I wandered in.  One rep working with some customers and another chatting away on the phone.  Soon enough, the one on the phone asked if I needed some help (without finishing up the already in progress phone conversation.)  I gave her my sad story.  First question, of course, was do you have insurance on the phone.  Nope.  Got the standard, blah blah blah, if your phone is important to you should have gotten insurance.  I said, I&#8217;ve been a Sprint customer for 11 years, and this the first time I&#8217;ve ever had a broken phone.</p>
<p>The rep then went on to say that the tech guy for the story was out at the moment doing some training.  But, she said that he&#8217;s expected back in an hour.  I said that I had another phone that I&#8217;d like to swap in for the broken phone in the meanwhile, so the rep cut my line to that phone without much hassle.</p>
<p>I asked if I could just leave my phone and the tech could get to whenever.  She said that they can&#8217;t do anything like that because they can&#8217;t be held responsible for the phone when its in their hands.  What the?  So, ask the semi-obvious follow up question, if the tech guy can&#8217;t fix the phone in real time, won&#8217;t he need to hold on to it?  She said if he can&#8217;t fix it real time, I&#8217;m probably out of luck.  Hmm, don&#8217;t like where this is going.</p>
<p>I said, I&#8217;d wait out the hour and come back.  But, in the meanwhile, I had some account questions.  If I end up needing to get a new phone, can I use the $150 re-up credit from another line in my family plan.  No, of course not; to qualify for any mail-in rebate on a new phone, you have to have it activated on the line being re-upped (for at least 30 days.)  Ok, fair enough, I guess.  Well, I&#8217;m coming up on the 1 year contract anniversary on the line for the busted phone, so I have at least $75 in re-up credit.  So, that means, I can get a phone for new guy price (the low price they list for the phone that has all the fine print after it) +$75, right?  Well, it turns out the new guy price usually includes more incentives that the $150 2 year re-up credit.</p>
<p>So, a new Palm Centro (which has some enhancements on my older model) has a new guy price of $79.  But, if I wanna buy one with my $75 of re-up credit, it&#8217;ll cost me $224 ($399 &#8211; $75 re-up credit, -$100 mail in rebate.) Well, freaking crap, why is this so expensive and complicated?  Guess that I&#8217;ll be doing everything possible to fix my current phone.</p>
<p>So, I waited out the hour (which was pretty challenging actually, since Great Northern Mall is looking pretty beat these days.)  I talked with the same rep again.  She said she just talked with the tech and he said that he&#8217;s running late.  Didn&#8217;t seem that coming.  I said, can you tell me when they&#8217;ll be in again?  I didn&#8217;t have any patience left at that point.</p>
<p>Its been a busy week, so I haven&#8217;t had a chance to make it back yet.  Gonna try to make another trip sometime this weekend.  Keep you posted.</p>
<p>Question to the blogosphere:  are all cell phone companies this annoying?  I speculate that changing carriers doesn&#8217;t really help all that much and they&#8217;re all approximately the same level of annoyance in the big picture.  What&#8217;s your experience?  Feel free to share your horror stories in comments.</p>
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		<title>The Joys of Home Ownership</title>
		<link>http://jasoncrowther.com/2008/11/23/the-joys-of-home-ownership/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 01:05:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jasonjcrowther</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Part 1 &#8211; Garage Door Opener
Finally finished up the garage door opener project.   My buddy Cha graciously gave up a good chuck of his last Saturday morning rewriting the garage to add a new outlet to the ceiling.  This Saturday, the garage door guy showed up.  He quickly surveyed the situation and said everything [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Part 1 &#8211; Garage Door Opener</em></p>
<p>Finally finished up the garage door opener project.   My buddy Cha graciously gave up a good chuck of his last Saturday morning rewriting the garage to add a new outlet to the ceiling.  This Saturday, the garage door guy showed up.  He quickly surveyed the situation and said everything was a go, but I&#8217;d need the extra $60 add on for some bracing for the flimsy aluminum door.</p>
<p>About an hour later, I checked up on them and they were just wrapping up and doing final adjustments.  Unsurprisingly, he said that the door was a pretty much on its last legs;  its bent in a few places and brackets for the rollers lack some key adjustments that would make the door work better o the tracks.  He went on to say, its probably got another year or so in it.  The tracks are also a train wreck; on the left, the tracks are too close to front wall of the garage; on the right, there&#8217;s no bracket within 3 feet of the floor.</p>
<p>After a year of putting the door up and down manually, I&#8217;m all about just hitting a button.  Sandy&#8217;s also ecstatic and about not having to clear off her car constantly as the snow begins to fly.</p>
<p>I thought this gonna be an inexpensive project, ha!  Here&#8217;s the breakout and grand total:</p>
<p>Opener: $149<br />
Installation: $129<br />
Extra Part Needed for Installation: $60<br />
Electrical Stuff: $120<br />
Lunch of Electrical Helper: $20<br />
Total: <strong>$478</strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;m not wasting money, I&#8217;m increasing equity.  Yeah, that&#8217;s it.</p>
<p><em>Part 2 &#8211; Brrr, doh.</em></p>
<p>So, Sandy and I were watching a nice movie on the mac in bed.  It was about 9:15 and we were both kinda spent and starting to get ready for bed.  Sandy said, &#8220;hmm, that&#8217;s strange, the heat light is on on the thermostat, but the furnace isn&#8217;t running.&#8221;  Well, that is curious.</p>
<p>I left it at that for a little while.  I thought I remembered previous occasions where the thermostat and the furnace lose sync with each other;  I&#8217;ve never had to do anything the past, they just eventually pick up where they left off.</p>
<p>15 minutes later, no dice.  Hmm, I remember the furnace guy telling me that if I ever have a problem with the furnace to check both the breaker at the circuit box and that there&#8217;s another inline circuit breaker or fuse right next to the furnace.  I figured if it was a fuse and it was shot, I&#8217;d have a chance to be able to score a replacement fuse at Home Depot and not be without heat all night.  Upon closer inspection, its not a fuse or a circuit breaker, its just a switch.</p>
<p>I crawled around to the business side of the furnace.  No flames shooting out or sparks, that&#8217;s a good sign.    Interesting, the controller has a status light and its blinking out a code.  Oh, how handy right next to the light is a legend for the code.  Hmm, its error #31.  Something about a bad inducer or inducer switch.</p>
<p>Not knowing where to go next, I called up my heating contractor.  Left a message on the service and they called me back in about 10 minutes.  Pretty impressive.  I told him the situation and he asked if I could read him the status code text.  He said that might just be some dirt fowling up a sensor.  He wanted me to start poking around in the there and jingling wires and the like.  I leveled with him and said that I was already far beyond my furnace servicing skill set.</p>
<p>He suggested rebooting the controller by toggling the power to the furnace.  Gave that a shot and no dice; status light reported all clear, than went back to the same error when the thermostat called for heat.  Sorry dude, I need you need you to send some one out.  Are you sure, its gonna be overtime rates?  I told him, I need the heat so it&#8217;ll be what it&#8217;ll be.  $130 for the first half hour, then $130/hour after that.  Well, crap, I&#8217;m in the wrong business, I guess.</p>
<p>About 45 minutes later, the guy showed up.  He was surprisingly courteous and friendly for the time of day (now after 11pm on a Saturday night.)  I showed him to the crawlspace, and got the equivalent of &#8220;oh goodie, another freaking crawlspace.&#8221;  He said something like, &#8220;at least this one has a light.&#8221;  He got right to work with DMM probing around.  I asked if he&#8217;d like me to call for heat from the thermometer, so I crawled out and dinked the temperature up a few degrees.</p>
<p>I was just crawling back into the crawlspace, when I heard an emphatic, &#8220;whoa, well that&#8217;s a problem, sparks!&#8221;  Hmm, unexpected sparks in vicinity of natural gas, that&#8217;s probably not good.  The tech said he took his flash light off the panel to write something on his clipboard and as the furnace kicked it was sparks galore.</p>
<p>Turns out it was a broken crimp connector on the wire to inducer.  He quickly cut off the failed connector and crimped on a new one.  He speculated that was the whole problem.  The inducer sits on the mechanical equivalent of a daughterboard that&#8217;s held to furnace chassis with some rubber bushings.  The bushings are getting old and kinda spongy, so the whole inducer mount moves about 1/8.&#8221;   This movement happens every time the furnace starts up, so I&#8217;m guessing the failed connector was everyday wire fatigue.  The tech checked a bunch of other specs and said everything else looks good.  Total elapsed time from him getting out of his truck to now?  6 minutes.</p>
<p>He said while he&#8217;s there, he&#8217;ll clean the flame sensor, as its another sensor that when fowled can cause similar no-fire problems.  I said sure, I&#8217;m paying for the whole first half hour, so fix anything you like in there.  He giggled politely.</p>
<p>Another 10 minutes later, he was done and everything was buttoned up again.  He wrote up the bill for $146.35.  He was sorry that it wasn&#8217;t really any real parts that were broken, and that I didn&#8217;t happen to stumble on that wire on my own (suspecting that I probably could have fixed myself.)</p>
<p>All in all, even though it was a bunch of money, I was very satisfied with the service.  Their timeliness and professionalism are much appreciated.  Hats off to Hills Brothers Heating and Air Conditioning.</p>
<p><em>Conclusion-</em></p>
<p>So, if you&#8217;re not a homeowner already, why not run out and get yourself a house so can enjoy all the fun!</p>
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		<title>Flying Cats?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 23:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, nearly.  Friday morning, I thought I heard a crash around 3:45 am.  Its a pretty common occurrence with our 2 kitties.  At 4:40 the alarm went off as usual and after shaking out some cobwebs, I heard the distinctive sound of cat having way too much with a toy.  I figured they&#8217;d snuck one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, nearly.  Friday morning, I thought I heard a crash around 3:45 am.  Its a pretty common occurrence with our 2 kitties.  At 4:40 the alarm went off as usual and after shaking out some cobwebs, I heard the distinctive sound of cat having way too much with a toy.  I figured they&#8217;d snuck one of their toys out of the lower level and were gleefully smacking it around on the hardwood floor in the living room.</p>
<p>I race out of the bedroom and flipped on the hall light to try to catch the perpetrator in the act.  Sure enough, there&#8217;s Dexter putting distance between him and a little black tube.  What is that?  No wait, it can&#8217;t be.  Oh @#$% it is.  Its the top to a nail polish bottle.  Stay cool don&#8217;t lose it yet.</p>
<p>I made it into the kitchen and flipped the light on.  Ok, then I lost it.</p>
<p>Smashed across our nice ceramic tile floor was the remains of one nearly full fire engine red nail polish bottle.  Much cursing was then had.  I wheeled around the living room and began to look for a blood like trail.</p>
<p>Surprisingly, there was none to be found.  Damn, good thing too.  If there was, I probably would have thrown Dexter straight out the front door, slamming the door behind him soon after.</p>
<p>Surmising that is probably nearly impossible to effectively clean nail polish while its still wet, we flipped some rubber made containers on top of the puddles and duct taped them down to keep the cats from tracking it all over the house.  I knew the polish would come off the tiles themselves without too much hassle.  But, was guessing that the grout would just drink it up.  Prayed a bit that when everything was dry, we could just peel it up in one big sheet.</p>
<p>A day a later, razor blade in hand, I tried to lift a corner of one of the puddles.  At first, it seems plausible.  But, then I realized that the ceramic tile is just porous enough that razor blade skims across the surface and leaves a lot of polish stuck in all the pores.  Yuck, the grout will be even worse.  So, I scraped all I could and cleaned up the remnants with nail polish remover.</p>
<p>After getting most of the polish off the grout with the razor, I followed up with a wire brush.  I helped a little bit, but you can still see the red pretty easy.  Crud.    Maybe some nice fresh dirt ground into the grout will cover it up eventually.  For now, I guess we&#8217;re stuck with the painful reminders for now.</p>
<p>At this point, I&#8217;m guessing we won&#8217;t be leaving anything out on any horizontal surfaces that are kitty accessible.</p>
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		<title>IM Spam of the Day</title>
		<link>http://jasoncrowther.com/2008/09/04/im-spam-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jasonjcrowther</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing I enjoy more than nonsense spam text.  Good see that its spread to the IM world.  Here&#8217;s today&#8217;s giggle inducer:
﻿PersonalTrout: Listen, this is going to sound very weird, but how in the world does one remove an angry spider monkey from one&#8217;s&#8230;sensitive areas?
Probably time to turn off that protocol (Yahoo) in Pidgin.  Oh well&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing I enjoy more than nonsense spam text.  Good see that its spread to the IM world.  Here&#8217;s today&#8217;s giggle inducer:</p>
<p>﻿<font color="#cc0000"><strong><font size="3">PersonalTrout:</font></strong></font><font size="3"> </font><font color="#010204"><font face="Georgia"><font size="4">Listen, this is going to sound very weird, but how in the world does one remove an angry spider monkey from one&#8217;s&#8230;sensitive areas?</font></font></font></p>
<p>Probably time to turn off that protocol (Yahoo) in Pidgin.  Oh well&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Vonage account cancellation, ugh.</title>
		<link>http://jasoncrowther.com/2008/08/22/vonage-account-cancellation-ugh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:09:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally pulled the plug on my Vonage line.  We&#8217;re getting by just fine with the cell phones these days.   The only folks that call the old number are telemarketers.  Man, the cancellation process was almost comical in the lengths that the account manager will go to get you keep the line.
I spent a good 30 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Finally pulled the plug on my Vonage line.  We&#8217;re getting by just fine with the cell phones these days.   The only folks that call the old number are telemarketers.  Man, the cancellation process was almost comical in the lengths that the account manager will go to get you keep the line.</p>
<p>I spent a good 30 minutes on between hold and listening to the non-native english speaker (reading a script) giving me all the reasons I should keep the line (as an emergency backup for my cell phone), transferring it to someone else (saving them an activation fee),  and the deals that they&#8217;ll give me  to stay signed up (3 months free, an unadvertised plan of $9.99/mo for 100 min); all the time I was telling them over and over that I just wanted the line disconnected.</p>
<p>I know its their job to keep me as a customer, but this seemed a little rediculous.  Wish there was a &#8220;no really, I just want to cancel&#8221; option that short circuits all the bs.</p>
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